lesbwian:

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me:

(via may)

daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

(via may)

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(via may)

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

(via patrik-star)

aliciasilvastuff:

By plantpotters

(via patrik-star)

thesunshore:

im-the-batmann:

Male Country Songs:

I got my Truck, my Beer, my Dog

Female Country Songs:

I am going to kill my husband.

this is a perfect summary of straight culture though

(via only1600kids)

smokeout:

me, a gay: do you wanna sjdjwkdkkdks get some jakdkssj food???

my friends, straight: wdym

me: oh sorry i mean guys 😂😂do you wanna😂😂😂get some food😂😂😂🤔🤔

my friends: oh😂😂yeah😂sureeee😂😂😂😂i hate my partner😂😂

(via teenscoolest)

guy:

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

(via guy)